do anybody no?

DO ANYBODY NO WHY I AM LOVING MY LIFE RIGHT NOW?

Cause I am.  It’s great.  I love my apartment. I love my job.  I love my life.


DO ANYBODY NO WHY NOT NAKED IN THE DRIVE THRU WILL NEVER GET OLD?

Because it’s that ish…

Also because we have vowed to do it as many times in as many different drive thrus with as many different people as possible.

You have been warned.


DO ANYBODY NO WHY THE DOMAIN AND DOMAIN MAPPING ON THIS BLOG KEEPS MESSIN UP FOR ME

It was working just fine yesterday.  I go to the domain today, and it is showing me the empty file folders on dreamhost, yet tumblr tells me the domain is mapped just fine.  Not sure what the heck is going on, but it is pissing me off.


DO ANYBODY NO WHY PEOPLE CALL IN RUSHING ME AND THEN DON’T HAVE THEY SHIT TOGETHER?

Seriously.  This has got to be my biggest pet peeve at work.  People call in all rushing me, “I NEED XYZ AND I NEED IT RIGHT NOW, PLEASE HURRY, I’M DYING HURRY PLEASE HURRY”, and so I ask them something simple like, “What’s your account number?” and then there is that awkward fumbling silence while they are like, “oh, uh, oh uh, oh…hm, i don’t know.”  If you are in such a rush and telling me I need to have my shit together, why don’t you have your shit together?!


DO ANYBODY NO WHY SUNDAY IS NAP DAY FOR ME

Seriously, all I want to do on Sundays is nap on and off.  Of course, house work and laundry are getting done right now, but in between, i just want to lie down and zzzzz.


DO ANYBODY NO WHY I PAY TO HAVE SOMEONE DO MY HOUSEWORK?

Cause those deep cleanings are bad for my nails; I’m lazy; other people always do it better; the only thing i will happily do on my own is my laundry, and that is because I am very particular about how my clothes are washed.


DO ANYBODY NO WHY KIOSK WORKERS AT THE MALL ARE SO DAMN PUSHY

I said no thank you got damnit


DO ANYBODY NO WHY I’M UP THIS EARLY ON A SATURDAY

Getting my car serviced at the dealer.  Gotta protect my investment.  The awesome part of the experience is the neverending donuts, the machine that makes all type of coffee drinks (for free!) and the little internet lounge in the waiting area.  Also, Shauna is with me.  Makes it that much more awesome. 


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